Dear Target

One of the reasons you are losing business to online stores is because it is such a pain in the arse to find out if you stock the products I want. Your website doesn't tell me and it takes you upwards of 5 minutes to answer the phone. I am not coming all the way to one of your stores unless I know you have what I want. So if the idea is that I will come and be sucked into buying other things - total fail.

The other reason is because you never have the things I am looking for. So Anaconda and Bike Force and the Beatty Park shop end up with my business.